"It Feels Good" joke
The husband arrived home from work one day and said to his wife, "Honey, I have a new secretary and imagine what happened. She has a red and white bra. Those are the colors of my favorite football team. It's really not a big deal, but it feels good."
The next day when he got home, his wife asked him how his day was.
"Terrific!" he replied. "Get this! Not only is her bra red and white, but her panties are too. You know it's not a big deal, but it really feels good."
The following day they met at home after work and this time the husband asked his wife, "What happened today in your office, honey?"
"Nothing special, dear," she said. "I got a new boss today. His dick is at least two inches longer than yours. You know it's not a big deal but, damn, it feels good!"
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