"It seems that life goes by resembling somewhat" joke

It seems that life goes by resembling somewhat of a bell curve of what is considered successful...
At age 4... success is... not peeing in your pants.
At age 10... success is... making your own meals.
At age 12... success is... having friends.
At age 16... success is... having a drivers license.
At age 20... success is... having sex.
At age 35... success is... having money.
At age 50... success is... having money.
At age 60... success is... having sex.
At age 70... success is... having a drivers license.
At age 75... success is... having friends.
At age 80... success is... making your own meals.
At age 85... success is... not peeing in your pants.