"It was Mr. Mandel's first trip to Japan" joke
It was Mr. Mandel's first trip to Japan, and, looking to unwind after a hard day of business dealings, he went to a local bar. There he met a beautiful young Japanese woman. Though she spoke no English and he no Japanese, each communicated their desire to the other; before too long they had left the bar and retired to his hotel room. The two shut the lights and fell into bed, where they began making love.
Immediately after they began their passionate coupling, the woman began shouting, "Gojira. . . gojira. .. ah, ah gojiral" Realizing that she must never have had anyone as virile as an American, Mr. Mandel knuckled down and worked all the harder to satisfy her.
The next day he met one of his Japanese colleagues on the golf course for a leisurely day of sport and business. On his first stroke the sharp-eyed Mr. Tsuburaya knocked a hole-inr one; trying to show how happy he was for the man, Mr. Mandel shouted exuberantly, "Gojira! Gojira!"
Mr. Tsuburaya's expression quickly clouded, and he looked over. "What do you mean, Wrong hole?' "
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