"Its Over" joke

Things Never To Say On A Fisrt Date:
1 You Me Handcuffs Any questions?
2 So, how many times do i have to buy u dinner be4 i get laid
3 Jenny Id like u to meet my wife
4 Thats A really expensive meal i better get some ass tonight
5 I dont think this is gonna work out
6 $200 dollar meal! gimme 75 and well call it even
7 So when do u wanna head to my place for some action
8 I bought a brand new bed just for u
Things Never to Say in a Long Time Relationship:
1 weve been together for almost a year when am i gonna get laid
2 I put up with u for 7 months just give me at least 5 minutes
3 DAMN! your paying for half of this meal
4 Lets HAve a Threesome with your mom
5 Do u think im any good? o wait u wouldnt no that cause u never gave me any
6 FUCKE ME? how about i just fuck u and well forget about the whole thing