"Its a Girls World" joke

If he is late for class, he told, Time and Tide wait for none.
If she is late, then the bus was late.

If a girl is dressed as a boy, she is modern, says the world.
But if a boy is dressed as a girl, Has he escaped from the Zoo?

If a boy talks with a girl, i think he is trying for her
But if a girl talks with a boy, then she is trying to be friendly.

When a girl cries, the world is convinced of her
But when a boy cries, Come on man: Dont be a girl.

If a girl meets with an accident, then its the mistake of others.
And if a boy meets with an accident, I think you should learn to drive.

If a boy sits in front of a city bus, he is mannerless and cultureless brute.
But if a girl sits in the back seat, Try to respect ladies, man!.

If a boy gets a big rank in an entrance exam, Youve to work hard.
But if a girl gets a big rank, still got 33! Reservation.

If there are girls in a class, the professor gives an interesting lecture,
And if there are no girls, he says, there is no class today.

If a girl does not answer, during a viva, then atleast smilesays the examiner.
But when a boy does not answer, better luck next time.