"It's all relative" joke

A tiny tot sought admission to the junior branch of a school on the strength of having an older brother in the final year in the same school. The older boy had described the aspirant as his' real brother'. When the little fellow appeared before the interview board and was questioned about the relationship, he replied,' He is a distant relative.'
'How come you call him a distant relative when he says you are his real brother?' asked the principal.
'Sir, there are nine brothers and sisters between him and me, so he has become a distant relative.'

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