"It's the Thought That Counts" joke
When someone wants an expensive gift, I pretend I misunderstood what they asked for. Like when I bought my nephew a cardboard egg container for Christmas:
Me: “Alright, Billy, there’s your gift.”
Billy: “But I wanted a video game.”
Me: “Ooohhh, I thought you wanted an EGGSbox. Sorry, well I did get the little notepads with pictures of bicycles on them that you wanted."
Billy: “I wanted a stationary bike, not bike stationary, you dick.”
Me: “My bad.”
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