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Stun gun maker Taser will market a smaller, sleeker version for "safety and fashion conscious members of the public."
The new Taser, tentatively referred to as the Cock Blocker 2000, is expected to cut liquor sales at singles bars by over 50 percent and increase submissions to America's Funniest Videos by over 297 percent.

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