"I've got it worse" joke

A tomato, a piece of chewing gum, and a penis are all talking.
The tomato says "I've got the poorer live, I get chop up and stuck in a sandwhich".

The piece of chewing gum says "No, mine's poorer, I get chewed up, spit out and stepped on".

The penis says "No, by far I've gor the poorer life... I get a plastic case fixed over my head, then I'm shoved in a dark tunnel and prepared to do push ups' till I throw up!"

Ya mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the door.

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A Sri Lankan is calmly having his breakfast when an American, typically chewing gum, sits down beside him. The Sri Lankan ignores the American who begins to chat:

The American: Do you eat that bread-entirely?
The Sri Lankan: Of course!
The American: We do more...

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Your Mamma's so fat, when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!

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You mamma is soo fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out!

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Your momma is so fat when she fell in the grand canyon she got stuck half way down.

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