"Jesus Is Watching And" joke

One night a robber broke into a home. While he was aggressively searching through a desk the robber heard a voice say,' 'Jesus is watching you! ”
He yelled,' 'Who said that?!''
Once again the robber heard the same thing,' 'Jesus is watching you!''
The robber looked around the room only to see a parrot. He asked the parrot what its name was and the parrot replied,' 'Arthur.''
The robber said,' 'Ha ha! Who names a parrot that?! ”
With attitude the parrot laughs,' 'Ha ha! The same person who named the pit-bull BEHIND you Jesus!!"

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