"Jesus Is Watching You" joke

A robber was shinning his torch around at some objects. “Jesus is watching you, ” a voice said “Huh?, oh well, ” the robber said and continued shinning his torch. “Jesus is watching you, ” the voice continued. The robber shined his torch to were the voice came from and found a parrot.
“Oh, it’s you, ” the robber said. “I’m just trying to warn you, ” the parrot said. “Oh, that’s nice, ” the robber said, pretending to be scared, “what’s your name? ” “Moses. ” “Moses? What kind of idiot would call a parrot Moses? ” “The same kind of idiot that would call a rottweiler Jesus! ”

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