"Jesus is watching you" joke
A burglar is rummaging through a drawer in a person's home one night when he hears someone whisper "Jesus is watching you". Startled, the burglar turns only to see no-one. "Who's there?" he demands. After a moment of waiting, he decides that it was only his imagination. He resumes his looting, and after a moment, he again hears someone whisper "Jesus is watching you". Now, very alarmed the burglar searches out the origin of the noise. While searching, he again hears someone whisper, "Jesus is watching you". This time he can tell where it came from. He feels his way across the room, and arrives at an object covered by a blanket. Someone whispers "Jesus is watching you". He rips the cover off to reveal a birdcage with a parrot inside. The parrot whispers "Jesus is watching you". Irritated, the man yells "shut-up Polly!" The bird says in return, "My name's not Polly, it's Raymond". Chuckling mildly the man scoffs "What idiot would name a parrot Raymond?" The parrot says "The same idiot that would name a rottweiler Jesus!"
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