"Jesus's Report Card" joke

Student: J. Christ Form: III Term: 1
SubjectGradeTeacher's Comment
ReligionD
To the question "Who made the world?" persisted in answering 'My
dad'. Claims bible originated from the same source.
EnglishD+
Tends to speak and write in archaic forms and uses outmoded
figures of speech.
History A
Excellent pupil of ancient and Religious History.
Geography C-
Assignment on 'Hot, dry lands' was excellent, but shows little
interest in the rest. In geology, keeps talking about the Rock of
Ages instead of the ages of Rock.
Social StudiesB+
Shows keen interest in social issues.
MathematicsF
Lacks basics. Keeps muttering about 'Three in one' and 'I and
the father are one'.
General ScienceD
Lacks disipline - e.g., when asked to repeat the experiment for
making hydrogen, claimed he knew a better way.
Graphic CommunicationD
Prefers to draw with a stick in the sand to pencil and
paper.
Consumer EducationC+
Interesting ideas about alternative life style: Something about
living like sparrows and lilies of the fields...too
impractical.
Art CraftB
Obviously has imagination and creativity, a good potter - likes working
with dirt and water.
Material StudiesA
Excellent in woodwork section. Obviously receives help and
stimulation at home.
Music/DramaB+
A keen member of the school choir. On occasions can be
frighteningly dramatic.
Community LivingA
Keenly interested in all aspects of community.
Physical EducationD-
A trouble maker - e.g. during the learn-to-swim campaign insisted
on trying to walk across the pool.
Health ClassesA
Shows a remarkable aptitude for first aid and knowledge of the
body.
TEACHER'S COMMENT: This boy has a very unhealthy tendency
to form gangs. He has organized twelve of his friends into a gang and is
seen constantly in the company of the children of publicans and sinners.
He needs to be more selective in his choice of friends. Also, he should
learn to keep his hair at a tidy length and not wear sandals with the
school uniform.