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Jewish Quickies
Q: Why do Jewish men die before their wives?
A: They want to. Q: Why do Jewish divorces cost so much.
A: Because they are worth it. Q: Why don’t Jews drink?
A: It interferes with their suffering. Moshe, an old man, was hit by a car. Whilst waiting for an ambulance, a policeman tucked a blanket under Moshe`s head and asked, “Are you comfortable?”
Moshe replied, “I make a nice living.”

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