"Job Job..." joke

Two guys who wanted to get a job at a computer company decided they'd
better get a college education so they could interact with intelligent
people, learn to read books, think, and be contributing citizens of the
global village.
They enrolled in the local junior college, and the first guy went in to
see his advisor, who said, "Randy, I want you to take History, Math and
Logic." "What's Logic?" asked Randy. "Well," said the professor, "I'll
give you an example: Do you own a weedeater?" "Why, yes, I do," replied
Randy. "OK," continued the professor, "logic tells me that you have a
yard!" "Amazing," gushed the young rube. "And," continued the professor,
"since you have a yard, logic tells me that you have a house." "I do! I
do!" exclaimed the boy. "And," continued the professor, "if you have a
house, you probably have a wife. And, since you have a wife, I conclude
that you are a heterosexual." "Guaaaa-lee!" said Randy. "That logic is
sump'n else!"
He goes outside and his friend Buck asks him what classes he's going to
take. "I'm gonna' take History, Math and Logic."
"What's Logic?" asks Buck. "OK," says Randy, "I'll give you an example:
Do you own a weedeater?" "Uh, no," relies Buck. Randy pauses a bit then
says, "You're QUEER, ain'tcha'?"