"Job humor...or is it?" joke

' COMPETITIVE SALARY:'
We remain competitive by paying less than our competitors.

'JOIN OUR FAST-PACED COMPANY:'
We have no time to train you.

'CASUAL WORK ATMOSPHERE:'
We don't pay enough to expect that you'll dress up.

'MUST BE DEADLINE ORIENTED:'
You'll be six months behind schedule on your first day.

'SOME OVERTIME REQUIRED:'
Some time each night and some time each weekend.

'DUTIES WILL VARY:'
Anyone in the office can boss you around.

'MUST HAVE AN EYE FOR DETAIL:'
We have no quality control.

'CAREER-MINDED:'
Applicants must be childless (and remain that way).

'SEEKING CANDIDATES WITH A WIDE VARIETY OF EXPERIENCE:'
You'll need it to replace three people who just left.

'PROBLEM-SOLVING SKILLS A MUST:'
You're walking into a company in perpetual chaos.

'REQUIRES TEAM LEADERSHIP SKILLS:'
You'll have the responsibilities of a manager, without the pay or respect.

'GOOD COMMUNICATION SKILLS:'
Management communicates, you listen, figure out what they want and do.