"Johnny goes to church" joke

It was Palm Sunday and, because of a sore throat, 5-year-old Johnny stayed home from church with a sitter. When the family returned home, they were carrying several palm branches. The boy asked what they were
for."People held them over Jesus' head as he walked by.""Wouldn't you know it," the boy fumed. "The one Sunday I don't go, He shows up!"

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