"Jumping a Red Light" joke

In the traffic court a young lady was brought before the judge to answer for a ticket given her for driving through a red light. She explained to his honor that she was a school teacher and requested an immediate disposal of her case so she could get to the school on time. A wild gleam came into the judge`s eyes. "You`re a school teacher, eh?" he said. "Madam, I shall realize my lifelong ambition. I`ve waited years to have a school teacher in this court. Now sit down at that table and write `I will not drive through red lights` 500 times!"

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