"Just A Little" joke

The elderly Italian man went to his parish priest and asked if the priest would hear his confession.
‘Of course, my son, ’ said the priest.
‘Well, Father, at the beginning of World War Two, a beautiful woman knocked on my door and asked me to hide her from the Germans. I hid her in my attic, and they never found her. ’
‘That’s a wonderful thing, my son, and nothing that you need to confess, ’ said the priest.
‘It’s worse, Father. I was weak, and told her that she had to pay for rent of the attic by giving me a little nookie now and then, ’ continued the old man.
‘Well, it was a very difficult time, and you took a large risk –you would have suffered terribly at their hands if the Germans had found you hiding her. I know that God, in his wisdom and mercy, will balance the good and the evil, and judge you kindly, ’ said the priest.
‘Thanks, Father, ’ said the old man. ‘That’s a load off of my mind. Can I ask another question? ’
‘Of course, my son, ’ said the priest.
The old man asked, ‘Do I have to tell her that the war is over? ’

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