"Kansas Crazy Law" joke
If two trains meet on the same track, neither shall proceed until the other has passed. The state game rule prohibits the use of mules to hunt ducks. Rabbits may not be shot from motorboats. No one may catch fish with his bare hands. Pedestrians crossing the highways at night must wear tail lights. It is illegal to spit on a sidewalk. All places of business must provide a horse water troft No one may wear a bee in their hat. All cars entering the city limits must first sound their horn to warn the horses of their arrival. Musical car horns are banned It is against the law to leave your car running unattended. The installation of bathtubs is prohibited. Any person caught using or carrying bean snappers or the like shall upon conviction, be fined. -City ordinance 349 of Wichita, Kansas. Before proceeding through the interesection of Douglas and Broadway, a motorist is required to get out of their vehice and fire three shot gun rounds into the air.
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