"Keep Off The Grass" joke
"My, what an attractive baby," said the handsome astrologer to the sweet young thing pushing the perambulator. "Do you happen to know what sign he was conceived under?"
"Yes," blushed the young mother. "It was KEEP OFF THE GRASS."
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