"Keep on bashing economists" joke

A woman hears from her doctor that she has only half a year to live. The doctor advises her to marry an economist and to live in South Dakota.
The woman asks: "Will this cure my illness?"
Answer of the doctor: "No, but the half year will seem pretty long."
Two economists meet on the street. One inquires, "How's your wife?"
The other responds, "Relative to what?"
I asked an economist for her phone number... and she gave me an estimate.
Two economists sit down to play chess. They study the board for 24 hours and declare a stale-mate.

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