"Keep your mouth shut.." joke

What not to say to the nice policeman... I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in. Aren't you the guy from the Village People? I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer. Bad cop! No doughnut! You're not gonna check the trunk, are you? Gee, that gut sure doesn't inspire confidence. Didn't I see you get your butt kicked on Cops? So, uh, you on the take or what? Gee, Officer! That's terrific! The last officer only gave me a warning, too! Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does. What do you mean, "Have I been drinking? You're the trained specialist!"

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