"Keeping the Commandments" joke
Ma and Pa made their annual visit to church for the Christmas Eve service.
As they were leaving, the minster said, "Pa, it sure would be nice to see you and ma here more than once a year!"
"I know," replied Pa, "but at least we keep the Ten Commandments."
"That's great," the minister said. "I'm glad to hear that you keep the Commandments."
"Yup," Pa said proudly, "Ma keeps six of 'em and I keep the other four."
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