"Kids Enjoy The Season" joke

A minister is visiting his children to celebrate Christmas. When
he walks into the house, he sees a beautiful nativity set.

His granddaughter walks up to him, and he asks her if she knows
what it is.

She replies, "Yes... it's breakable."

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Christmas was fast approaching when Mom reminded her eight-year-old
son that he would soon be visiting with Santa Claus.

He seemed unusually resistant to the idea.

"You do believe in Santa, don't you?" Dawn finally asked her son.

He thought hard, then said, "Yes, but I think this is the last year."