"Kids Wear Superman Pjamas, But Superman Wheres Chu..." joke

Kids Wear Superman Pjamas, But Superman Wheres Chuck Norris Pjamas

Once Chuck Norris had a boner.
Their were no survivors

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A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads:
Cheese Sandwich: $1.50
Chicken Sandwich: $2.50
Hand Job: $10.00
Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and beckons to one of the three exceptionally attractive more...

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Your Mamma's so fat, when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!

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your momas so fat when she stepped on the scale it said new high score.

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your momas so fat when she steped on a scale the scale said o shit i want ur weight not ur fone number

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