"Kids Wear Superman Pjamas, But Superman Wheres Chu..." joke
Kids Wear Superman Pjamas, But Superman Wheres Chuck Norris Pjamas
Q: whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?
A:When you slap a mosquito on the head it stops suckin
- Yo Mama's so fat, she couldn't fit in a satellite photo.
- Yo Mama's so fat, she's on both sides of the family.
- Yo Mama's so fat, when she fell over, she rocked herself asleep trying to get up again.
- Yo Mama's so fat, when she sat on a dollar bill, blood came more...
In a crowded city at a crowded bus stop, a beautiful blonde was waiting for the bus. She was decked out in a tight leather mini skirt with matching tight leather boots and jacket. As the bus rolled up and it became her turn to get on, she became aware that her skirt was too more...
The atom bomb isn’t real.. It’s just Chuck falling out a plane and punching the ground..