"Kids do the darnest things" joke

One day a little boy and his mom went to the zoo where they saw two monkeys having sex. The little boy looked up at his mom and asked what they were doing to which she replied " Oh, they are just baking a cake"
So the little boy and his mom go home and they turn on the t.v. On the screen it showed two people having sex. Again the little boy asked what they were doing and again the mom replies "oh, they are just baking a cake"
The next morning the boy approached the mom and said " Mom, I know what you did last night " and the mom asked " What is it that I did sweetie?" The little boy looks up at his mom and says " You baked a cake and I know you did because I licked the icing off the couch!"

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