"Knock Knock - Cosby" joke

Ya mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the door.

Your Mamma's so fat, when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!

You mamma is soo fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out!

Jim decided to propose to Sandy. But prior to her acceptance, Sandy had to confess to her man about her childhood illness. She informed Jim that she suffered a disease that left her breasts the maturity of a 12 year old's.

He stated that it was okay, because he loved more...

"How I Met Your Mother", is the story Chuck Norris tells to everybody.