"Knock Knock - Toucan" joke
Knock Knock
Who's there!
Toucan!
Toucan who?
Toucan live as cheaply as one! Knock Knock
Who's there!
Toucan!
Toucan who?
Toucan play at this game!
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What is the definition of eternity?
Four blondes in four cars at a four way intersection.
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Person 1: Knock, Knock
Person 2: Who's there?
Person 1: Cows go.
Person 2: Cows go who?
Person 1: No, silly! Cows go moo!
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A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads:
Cheese Sandwich: $1.50
Chicken Sandwich: $2.50
Hand Job: $10.00
Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and beckons to one of the three exceptionally attractive more...
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Q: What is the similarity between a rubix cube and a dick?
A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!
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cutie:Do more than nock nock jokes
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nikole:I found it hard to find any toucan jokes and then after ages of searching this made my day :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-)
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