"Knock Knock - UB40" joke

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
UB40
UB40 who?
UB40 today, Happy birthday!

Q: What's the worst trick you can do to your blind brother?
A: Leave the plunger in the toilet

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A very attractive lady goes up to a bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the bartender who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face closer to hers. When he does, she begins to gently caress his full more...

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Knock knock
whose there?
willy
willy who?
willy he bang me harder?

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Why is santa claus always so happy?
He knows where all of the bad girls live!

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Q: What is the similarity between a rubix cube and a dick?
A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!

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