"Knock Knock Jokes 3" joke

Knock Knock Who's there? Alva! Alva who? Alva heart! Knock Knock Who's there? Alvin! Alvin who! Alvin a great time, how about you? Knock Knock Who's there? Allan! Allan who! Allan-d of Manhattan! Knock Knock Who's there? Allegra! Allegra who? Allegra is broken! Knock Knock Who's there? Alma! Alma who? Alma-ny Knock Knock

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 Knock-Knock, Alvin, Allan, Alva

Bang

Knock knock
whose there?
willy
willy who?
willy he bang me harder?

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A very attractive lady goes up to a bar

by Tats

A very attractive lady goes up to a bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the bartender who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face closer to hers. When he does, she begins to gently caress his full more...

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Santa Riddle

Why is santa claus always so happy?
He knows where all of the bad girls live!

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Dirty Rubix Riddle

Q: What is the similarity between a rubix cube and a dick?
A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!

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Ya Mama

Ya mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the door.

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