"Knock Knock Who's there" joke

Knock Knock Who's there! Courtney Pine! Courtney Pine who? Courtney Pine tables, I need a new one!

Ben's dad was building a pine bookshelf and Ben was watching and occasionally helping.' What are the holes for? ' Ben asked.' They're knot holes,' said his dad.' What are they, then, if they're not holes? ' asked Ben.

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What kind of apples grow on pine trees?
pine apples

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