"Knock knock... Luke" joke

Knock Knock Whos there? Luke Luke who? Look through the keyhole and you will find out!

While the pope was visiting the USA, he told the driver of his limo that he has the sudden urge to drive. The driver was a good Catholic man, and would not ever dream of questioning the pope's authority. So the pope sat at the wheel, while his driver got in the back. They were more...

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yo mama cooks so bad they pray after they eat!

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Q: What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb?
A: You can un-screw a lightbulb!

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What is the definition of eternity?
Four blondes in four cars at a four way intersection.

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Why is santa claus always so happy?
He knows where all of the bad girls live!

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tk:heres mine. ya mom so fat she was about to go on a bridge but she had to take the detoure because it siad no trucks over 2000 tons
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