"Know What I'm Doing?" joke
All the doctor's professionalism went right out the window when he saw the gorgeous woman walk into his office. He instructed her to take off her skirt, which she did, and he began to rub her thighs.
"Do you know what I'm doing?" he asked. "Of course, you're checking for abnormalities," she replied.
He then told her to remove her blouse and bra, which she did, and he began to rub her breasts.
"Have any idea what I'm doing now?" the doctor asked. "Yes, checking for cancer," she replied.
Finally he told her to remove her panties, which she did. He then had her lay on the table, got on top of her and began to have sex with her. "Do you know what I'm doing now?" he asked.
"Sure do, getting herpes! That's why I'm here," she said.
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