"Kooky Laws" joke

It's against the law to pawn your dentures in Las Vegas.

In Maine, it's illegal for a police officer to tell you to have a nice day after giving you a traffic ticket.

In Natoma, Kansas, it's illegal to throw knives at men wearing striped suits.

You can't sleep with chickens in Clawson City, Mich.

In California, it's against the law to use your dirty underwear as a dust rag.

It's illegal to drink beer out of a bucket while you're sitting on a curb in St. Louis.

It's against the law in Chicago to eat in a place that is on fire.

It's illegal to slurp soup in New Jersey.

In Mayville MI it is illegal to play frisbee in the street.

In Kansas it is illegal to have cherry pie alamode (icecream on cherry pie)

In Los Angeles it is illegal to have an icecream cone in your pocket.