"LITTLE BILLY ON... GRAMMAR" joke

Little BILLY was sitting in class one day. All of a sudden, he needed to go to the bathroom. He yelled out,"Miss Jones, I need to take a piss!!" The teacher replied, " Now, BILLY, that is NOT the proper word to use in this situation. The correct word you want to use is 'urinate'. Please use the word 'urinate' in a sentence correctly, and I will allow you to go. Little BILLY, thinks for a bit, then says, " You're an eight, but if you had bigger boobs, you'd be a TEN!"

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