"Lady Golfers" joke

At the local golfclub, some lady members complained to the chairman, about all the male golfers, pissing on almost every tree on the course.

The chairman called an extraordinary meeting of the club management, so that they can discuss this problem.

The meeting took hours. Some heated arguments from all sides took place.

It stopped just short of a fistfight.

At last they came upon an agreement, and it was written into the club constitution, that: "Ladies will henceforth, also be allowed to piss on the course."