"Language skills" joke
One day, little Johnny was walking to school with his pet 2 turtles for show and tell. While he was on his way, a truck drove by and startled him. Johnny dropped the turtles and the truck ran them over killing both of them instantly. Johnny went along to school anyway. When the class all finished doing their show and tell projects, the teacher finally called on Johnny, “Johnny, where is your show and tell for today? ” Johnny replied, “Well teacher it’s like this, I was walking to school with my pet turtles and a truck drove by and scared me. I dropped the turtles and the truck ran his ass right over ‘em and killed ‘em! ” His teacher was in shock and very sternly stated, “Johnny, we don’t use that kind of language in school. We say rectum. ” Johnny said, “Rectum…it damn killed ‘em! ”
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