"Larry's barn burned down, and Susan, his wife, called..." joke

Larry's barn burned down, and Susan, his wife, called the insurancecompany...Susan: We had that barn insured for fifty thousand and I want my money.Agent: Whoa there just a minute, Susan; it doesn't work quite like that. We will ascertain the value of the old barn and provide you with a new one of comparable worth.Susan, after a pause: I'd like to cancel the policy on my husband.

comments (0)