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At a family get-together, a proud father was extolling the qualities of his only son, "My son is a fine sportsman and a splendid all-rounder. He plays centre-forward in football and half-back in hockey..." His friend interrupted and asked, "How about his studies?" The son who was around butted in, and said, "In studies I play right-back."

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