"Last Minute Shopper" joke
It was the day before Christmas and the butcher was just locking up his shop when a man began pounding on the door.
"Please let me in," the man pleaded. "I forgot to buy a turkey and my wife is going to kill me if I come home without one."
"Ok," the butcher said, opening the door for the man. "Let me go and see what I have left."
The butcher went into the freezer and discovered that all he had left was one scrawny turkey. He brought it out and showed it to the man.
"Oh, no," the man said, "that one is far too skinny. What else do you have?"
The butcher took the bird back into the freezer, waited a few minutes, and then brought the same turkey back out. This time, he turned it around and showed the man the largest end.
"Darn, that one doesn't look any better than the first," said the man. "You'd better give me both of them."
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