"Law Degree" joke
Knowing that death was near, the critically old man called his lawyer. "I want to become a lawyer. How much is it or the express degree you told me about?"
"It's $50,000, but why do you want to become a lawyer when you'll soon be dead?" asked the lawyer.
"That is none of your business. Just get me the course!" the old man demanded.
A few short days later, the old man obtained his law degree.
The lawyer, hoping to get his bill paid, was standing at his bedside. Suddenly, the old man was racked with fits of coughing and it was evident that the end was very near. Still very curious, the lawyer leaned over him and said, "Please, while there is still time, tell me why you wanted to get a law degree so badly before you died?"
Gasping for his final breath, the old man whispered, "One less lawyer... "
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