"Lawyer At The Gates" joke

A young lawyer was driving down the road in his new BMW. He had just been made a partner in the firm, and was feeling great about life. Then, all of a sudden he was standing at the pearly gates. "What happened?" he asked. "You died," replied St. Peter. "How did I die, did I get in a wreck?" "No." said Saint Peter. "A heart attack, did I have a heart attack?" "No" was the reply. "Then how did I die?" "You died of old age." said the apostle. "What do you mean I died of old age. I couldn't die of old age! I was only 36!" the young man cried. "According to your billable hours," said St Peter, "you're 112."

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