"Lawyer, police man, doctor" joke

3 dudes die a lawyer, police man, and a doctorat the pearly gates the police man walks up 2 saint peter and says "I have put criminals away and stopped many crimes like murder, can I getinto heaven?"Saint Peter: "um sorry we're sorta having a party so no"the doctor walks up 2 saint peter and says"I have saved many lives and helped people feel better, can I get into heaven?"Saint Peter: "nope we're kinda busy right now"the lawyer walks up and says "I've sued many people, can I get into heaven?"Saint Peter: "sure come on in! join the party!"the police man and the doctor walk up to saint peter and ask "why'd he get in and not us?"Saint Peter: "we dont get many of his kind around here."

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