"Lawyers" joke
Why are divorce lawyers like nuclear weapons?
They end up costing far more than planned....
When one side has one, the other side has to get one; once you launch them, you can't call them back; and once they detonate, your whole world is ruined forever.What's the difference between a lawyer and a carp?
One's a scum-sucking bottom-feeder; the other is a fish.What do lawyers use for birth control?
Their personalities!What do you call 10,000 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?
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