"Learned Learner" joke

Sardar Tehl Singh, an emigrant in Canada, earned enough money to buy himself a brand new car. He drove out of the sales depot with an L-plate on the car. As the car zig-zagged down the main highway, a traffic cop picked him up "Why are you going from one side of the road to the other?" he demanded.
"I am learning how to drive," replied Tehl Singh.
"You have to have a driving teacher beside you. May I see your licence?"
Tehl Singh pulled out an envelope from his pocket and replied, "Here, I am learning driving by correspondence."

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