"Least Popular Christmas Carols" joke

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"I Saw Mommy Marry Larry King"
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"Boris the Red-Nosed Yeltsin Had an 86-Proof Nose"
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"Im Searching For the Real Killers With Every Round of Golf I Play"
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"Oh, Hillary, Oh, Hillary, You're Going to Jail for One-to-Three"
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"Influenza, Influenza, Influenza, Influenza"
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"O Little Network CBS How Still We See Thee Lie"
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"Frosty the Crackhead Had a Crack Pipe Full of Crack"
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"I Have an Irregular Heartbeat Pa-Rum-Pum-Pum-Pum"
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"O. J. Is Free Although He's Prob'ly Guilty"
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"Good King Clinton Dropped His Pants in a Cheap Hotel Room"