"Leaving The Stress Behind" joke

After working in the computer business for 25 years, Jack decides he's finally sick of the stress. He quits his job and buys 50 acres of land in Vermont, as far from humanity as possible. He sees the postman once a week and gets groceries once a month. Other than that, it's total peace and quiet.
After several months of almost total isolation, he's finishing dinner when there's a knock on his door. He opens it and standing before him is a big, bearded Vermonter.
"Name's Enoch... Your neighbor from four miles over the ridge... Having a party Saturday... thought you'd like to come."
"Great," Jack says, "After six months of this, I'm ready to meet some of the local folks. Thanks."
As Enoch is leaving he stops, "Gotta warn you, there's gonna be some drinkin'."
"No problem," Jack replies. "After 25 years in the computer business, I can drink with the best of 'em."
Again, as he starts to leave, Enoch stops. "More 'n likely gonna be some fightin' too."
Tough crowd, Jack thinks to himself. "Well, I get along with people. I'll be there. Thanks again," he says.
Once again, Enoch turns from the door. "I've seen some wild sex happenin' at these parties, too."
"Now that definitely isn't a problem," says Jack. "Don't forget, I've been alone for six months! I will definitely be there. Oh, by the way, what should I wear?"
Enoch stops at the door again and says, "Don't much matter. Whatever you like. Just gonna be the two of us."