"Left Handed" joke

Little Johnny was spending the weekend with his grandmother who decided to take him to the park on Saturday morning. It had been snowing all night and everything looked beautiful.
"Doesn't it look like an artist painted this gorgeous scenery?" commented his grandmother. "Johnny, did you know that God painted this especially for you?"
"Yes," Johnny said, "God did it and He did it left handed."
Confused, his grandmother asked, "What makes you say God did this with His left hand?"
"Well, last week our Sunday school teacher told us that Jesus sits on God's right hand!" Johnny explained.

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