"Legal Drinking Age" joke
This is 'apparently' a true story.
A guy with a shotgun walked in to a small corner store and demanded all the cash from the cash drawer. After the cashier had placed all the money in a bag, the robber noticed a bottle of liquor he wanted on a shelf behind the counter. He demanded that the cashier put the bottle in the bag too, but the cashier refused and said, "I can't do that because I don't believe you're of legal drinking age."
The robber insisted that he was, but still the clerk didn't believe him and refused to give him the bottle. The robber then took his driver's license out of his wallet and gave it to the clerk.
After looking over the license, the clerk agreed that the robber was of legal drinking age and put the bottle of liquor in the bag. The robber then fled the store with his loot.
The clerk quickly called the police, giving them the name and address of the robber which he had gotten from the driver's license.
A couple of hours later the robber was arrested by police.
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